4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

4gifs:

Hippo doesn’t have time for this

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iharrysturbate:

me on the first day of school:
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me on the last day of school:

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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

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theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”  

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?

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youarefuckingmajestic:

IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.

YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.

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fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

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niknak79:

Don’t pass out at parties

niknak79:

Don’t pass out at parties

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phleps:

whitelaceblackvelvet:

phleps:

when someone u really liked stops talking to u

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What the fuck is that

me when someone i really like stops talking to me

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